Tango with Trolls!

Troll1 and Troll2: dance with T-50-2
DIRTYTASK_45: uptight... and so boring
nekku81: he like it


Troll1: we dont spot
DIRTYTASK_45: then you are total useless
Troll2: we dance
nekku81: :D
Troll1: tango time

We catched a T-50, and we go to cap the base, when we finish our troll dance. DIRTYTASK_45 don't like it... :(

DIRTYTASK_45: damn with you

Pub in Himmelsdorf

The pub is in E5... Or not? 

magnusbo: he is danks, we believe
Troll2: Search vodka
tommarek: he know, where pub is.
Awesomebro: Our GW... But we hate the enemy GW
Tirgermach: We can't understand his english
rexer999: He has vodka too

magnusbo: jeg er dansker
Troll2: Where is my vodka????
Vorce: davs
Troll1: i have case of vodka
tommarek In 5E
Troll1: need it?
Troll1: nice gw
Awesomebro: ?
Troll1: not you
Troll1: i love you
Troll1: i hate you on hill
Troll1: can you read me?
Awesomebro: :D:DDD
Troll1: wich planet you live?
Tirgermach: my english is not the yellow from egg...
Troll1: ok, ilove egg
Troll1: dont shoot your father
Troll1: dont cap kill all
Troll1: i have vodka for you
rexer999: and for me toow
Troll1:  gg

How to win a battle with drunk trolls?

Drunk trolls win the battle! Drunk and dangerous...


Troll1: like vodka
Troll2: like chiken
No_One001: good man, who like russian drink and food
darren1074: boring, dont like vodka
MdR_PL: dont like drunk trolls and chat, but do nothing for win
mateyflip: LOL-man
Szparek: he believe smart
2a46125: dont like camp
Pionu: like camp with td
Sydcai: he know the good job


Troll1: i too blind to kill you, need vodka, have you a case of it?
Troll2: i like chiken
Troll1: me too
Troll2: grill chiken?
No_One001: I LIKE CHICKS
Troll1: grill chiken with vodka
Troll2: great
Troll1: but vodka is better
darren1074: i will grill your bollocks if you pair don't shut up!!!
Troll1: russian chick with russian vodka!
No_One001: DA
No_One001: NASDAROVJA
Troll2: I like chat
Troll1: i like this planet
No_One001: KICK ASS
Troll1: with mass?
MdR_PL: fuckin drunked tankers in my team :(
Troll1: fuck up, vodka is better than game
Troll2: Vodka with tank is the best in the world
mateyflip: LOL
Troll1: drive and drink! and too shot
Szparek: fucking retards
Troll1: what you drink?
Troll1: or have you depression?
No_One001: I hate these shit arty is this world of Tanks or wo arty
Troll1: another question?
Troll1: are you here?
Troll1: nope? ok
No_One001: who
Troll1: but i need your frag
No_One001: my house
Troll1: is a big party in the city?
2a46125: fucking camping motherfuckers!!!!
No_One001: Jeroner dat was mijn huis
Pionu: i am TD bro
Troll1: hey i love camp
Troll1: in magical forest
2a46125: not YOU, fucking artillery!!!! (arty run)
Troll1: i love you bro
Troll1: wo are you?
Troll1: goood vodka i must kill the dead tanks
Troll1: but i cant shoot you
Troll1: love you clicks?
Troll1:  or chikens?
Sydcai: gj
Troll1: see you, your nightmare (trolls cap the enemy base, end)

Troll kill

The Troll sometimes will be killed by a teammate. But... Who care about it?

wilhelmsta: like vodka, he is good man
L1LM4N: he is the tactic manager... Noob
rhanus: boring
Dextor_de, Hakuro79, Dedgarth:: They want woman, but they play wot. They must to go to date.
mark81: boring
Crowax: tactic manager too...
corbasti: boring
Nevrozica: boring
ajs99:  boring with language confusion
Barbarul: Tge star obj. 704
2kGamer: He is the most noobest in the map
Troll1: the victim
Troll2: like vodka!

wilhelmsta: update 8.0
L1LM4N: release?
Troll1: i love el halluf, every 2nd battle are here, in mars
Troll2: i want vodka
Troll1: me too
rhanus: not interessted
Troll2: you are american... Do you like vodka?
Troll1: why? :(
Dextor_de: tits are better than vodka
Dedgarth: lol
wilhelmsta: I like it :D
Troll1: I need vodka
Troll2: Are you baby?
Dedgarth: BIG tits
Hakuro79: woman
Troll1: <3
L1LM4N: salut barbarul (then mark81 was killed by barbarul)
mark81: gj
Troll1: i need you
Barbarul: salve
Crowax: nice obj 704
Dedgarth: lol
corbasti: gj obj
L1LM4N: meds
L1LM4N: get out here
ajs99: is 8 and e75 going on hill
Crowax: why meds camp?
ajs99: im death no more doing nothing
2kGamer: fucking noob
Nevrozica: are too many there, suocide
2kGamer: 15 targets always hit same
Barbarul: care bre?
Troll1: cry in my shoulders
2kGamer: i cry in ur moms pussy
ajs99: you are noob move on
corbasti: arty
2kGamer: die here
2kGamer: noob
corbasti: help
Troll1: shut up my son
Troll1:  go back to sand box
Troll2: noob :D (Troll1 was killed by 2kGamer)
Troll1: nice job, thx the credits
Troll1: you are the best
Troll2: do not see red tank? :D
Troll1: green=red
L1LM4N: t30
L1LM4N: COVER MY SIX
Troll1: go for lens bro
Troll1: gg
L1LM4N: t30
L1LM4N:  get back
rhanus: yes
Troll1: we are shits
Troll1: nice tactics
Troll1: gg for -1

Grille's love

If the Troll fall in love, he write some kind word for his love...


Players:

Troll1: love vodka and Grille
Steingrimur_Illugi: the Grille, who dont like the Troll. So sad.
dark_riper: the Grille's friend
bocmanas: hate the Grille


Troll1: hi, my name is grioriy vodkasztyin, i need clear water
Steingrimur_Illugi: sell you computer
Troll1: ok, but how can i tetris gaming without pc?
Troll1: can you grilling without grille?
Troll1: i love your 155 mm big suck
dark_riper: off corse he cant
Troll1: can you hit me, i need this
bocmanas: steingri asshole
Troll1: grille, what is your adress? i love you! <+
Steingrimur_Illugi: waterland
Troll1: i'm flying
dark_riper: :p
Troll1: i love vodka
Troll1: and you all
dark_riper: :p
Troll1: you are my new friend, make a big party!
dark_riper: YES
Troll1: You are the best arty i ever seen <3

Depressio in wot

If you are troll, you must write... anything. Anyone will be write back, will be confusion, annoyed, or sometimes cheerful.

Players:
Troll1: from Mars, who love everyone
Troll2: priest of great Cthulhu
saldefjord: boring
naturedhydra: annoyed
Sgt_Ondra: nuclear boy
JohnnyDepressio: a depression psychologist


Troll1: i am the god of mars
Troll1: you?
saldefjord: for sure?
naturedhydra: fine for you
Troll1: the summer on mars is very nice
naturedhydra: im your killer
JohnnyDepressio: poser
Troll1: i use only gold shot
JohnnyDepressio: you must have badass skills
Troll1: have you depressio?
Sgt_Ondra: I use nuclear drop shot
JohnnyDepressio: i AM depressio
naturedhydra: tell youre bedtime story somewhere els
Troll1: okay
Troll2: be happy! :D
Troll1: i love you
JohnnyDepressio: you some kind of emo?
Troll1: die all
JohnnyDepressio: borderline?
naturedhydra: try it
Troll1: i see you
naturedhydra: then get me
Troll1: fine
Troll1: have a priest? or depressio?
Troll2: im the priest of great Cthulhu
Troll1: nice
Troll1: nice deprissio (then he was killed by troll2)
JohnnyDepressio: isnt ist (He had language confusion)
Troll1: :Đ
Troll1: ich bin dein alptraum
JohnnyDepressio: whos? (He is not german...)
Troll1: i am your nightmare
JohnnyDepressio: my?
JohnnyDepressio: I only dream of tits and wine
Troll1: YES
Troll1: i stand back of you
JohnnyDepressio: seems like this is the ghost chat
Troll1:  im the universe

One common day in clan

This chat is so funny and so troll. Special thanks for the idiot leaders of 1MP (1. Magyar Páncéloshadosztály), anybody don't like them from the 1MP clan.